Wednesday, February 23, 2005
| A Few Things You May Not Know About Joe CuttheShit 1) I eat tacos once a week. When I eat tacos, I’ll eat like 8 of them. Four will be filled with only meat, cheese, and lettuce. 2 will be filled with those ingredients plus sour cream. And the last two will be laden with hot sauce. And I’m not kidding about that at all. 2) I always wake up before the alarm goes off in the morning. I can’t remember the last time that the alarm went off and I was in a dead sleep. It doesn’t matter what time I go to bed. If my alarm is set for 7:43am, I am guaranteed to wake up by 7:40am. Annoying! 3) A few of the older kids in high school called me “Pat” cuz I was neither a man nor a woman. Needless to say, that didn’t do a lot for my self-esteem. 4) I signed a petition when I was 11 never to watch The Last Temptation of Christ. The members of our church thought that the movie was completely sacrilegious, so we all signed a petition boycotting it. Now that I’m older and wiser, I still refuse to watch the movie, because I believe that once you sign your name to a petition, you are bound by that contract. Lame, right? But that’s how it is. 5) I’ve never broken a bone nor had any major illness. Well, except for depression, but that’s not what I mean. What do I mean? Probably nothing. 6) The first time I had a crush on another guy was when I was 11 years old. Ah…the same year that I signed the petition against The Last Temptation of Christ. That was a pretty big year for me. 7) I don’t get too star struck by celebrities, but I always think “I’ll talk to them about this moment once we’re really good friends.” 8) My mom used to curl my hair every day before school from like 6th-8th grade. And that was BEFORE people started calling me “Pat”. 9) I don’t believe that I will ever win the lottery. So I don’t play. 10) When I was 13, my girlfriend told me that her favorite number was both 3 and 33. They have been my favorite numbers ever since. 11) I wore out two tapes in my lifetime (back when cassette tapes were around). The two tapes were Debbie Gibson’s Electric Youth and Wilson Phillips self-titled album. I fully believed that I would eventually be the only male member of Wilson Phillips. It was my absolute dream at that point in my life. Thank you God for not making that dream come true. Could you imagine?! 12) I can’t stand Seinfeld. To me, it’s played out, totally unfunny, and irritating as hell. I may have liked it at one point, but unlike The Simpsons, I find that Seinfeld does not get funnier with age. Conversely, I LOVE Curb Your Enthusiasm. Go figure. 13) Since I live in a high-rise building, there is no 13th floor. Well, that’s not really an interesting fact about me, but you can go fuck yourself anyway. 14) I can play the following card games and quite well: Spades, Hearts, Pitch, Poker, and Euchre. One of my most favoritest things to do is blast music while I play these games on Yahoo. I’ll actually go home from the bar early on a Friday night just so I can have more time playing. Can you say LOSER? 15) I have a hard time letting go. In just about every facet of my life. |
